victory lap
news is breaking from a small suburban city in southeastern wisconsin, that a middle-aged man was seen running through various subdivisions sporting a honolulu blue colored jersey with the number twenty upon it. while the person in question was dressed more like Ralphie’s little brother from “A Christmas Story” than the Hall of Fame running back, he displayed the dedication & perseverance of a true Lions fan as he slogged his way through the slush-covered, wind-blown streets. more often than not, city residents who were seen outside their homes sporting green and gold jackets were more concerned with removing the snow from their driveways. however, their canine companions voiced their displeasure with the rumbling, stumbling, die-hard fan. local authorities are not releasing the identity of this individual and are instead dismissing the incident as an isolated incident that isn’t likely to reoccur until the latter part of 2011.